The Chronicles of the Beast King finally continue. 

Talking to the group of Hobos Letsplayers, and ramble about the new year, projects, and jrpg's. Download it here.

Half Blind Gamer does a great job at reviewing one of my childhood favorites on the NES.

here is a classic Tiger Claw video and a detailed essay proving that Critical Failure is awesome!

An essay on Critical Failure

The subject of Critical Failure has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of Critical Failure. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably Critical Failure is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Critical Failure and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A society without Critical Failure is like a society without knowledge, in that it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Recent thought on Critical Failure has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. If society has a favourite child, it is Critical Failure.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Inter-Spam model, a lovely model.

Housing
Prices

Critical Failure

The statistics make it clear that Critical Failure is a major market factor. Recent studies indicate that housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Critical Failure, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Critical Failure.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the uncompromising Augstin Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Critical Failure. It speaks volumes. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Critical Failure.'

I hope, for our sake that Critical Failure will endure.Conclusion

In summary, Critical Failure has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, applauds greatness and never hides.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi De Niro: 'You win some, you loose some, but Critical Failure wins most often.' [3]



[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Critical Failure, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing