Super-Dicks Issue #0
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The first session of Super-Dicks is lost. Some say it was a malfunction of the software, but the group believes it was so raunchy, it refused to record.
Recap of the session (as best as I can): The group who will be known as the Super-Dicks are some normal nobodies, who live in a town somewhere in the mid-west of the USA. They just came from a nerd-con, and are enjoying a meal at Wendies eating Baconators (this will be a running gag). As they enjoy their meal, they notice their powers manifesting, just as some criminals try to rob the place. Lance Sloan uses his weapon-creation to create a pistol, Mike Khunt shapeshifts into a brick humanoid, Dan Vogelberg uses his superspeed and Raj McCain uses his Telekinesis. After a short battle the "Heroes" make literal mincemeat out of the goons, leaving blood and guts behind. Shocked by their new powers, and worried they will have trouble with cops they go to one of the character's apartment. They used one of the guys car to head to Las Vegas, Nevada. They faced two government Superhero agents, the fiery "Flaming Bitch" and the cool "Chillborg". Both were killed by the Super-Dicks in horrific fashion (especsially by Mike Khunt who gave Flaming Bitch the final deathblow). After those incidents they knew they were going to be hunted by the government. They thought they were the first superhumans, but the government might have known about such freaks as they were, and so they decided to flee. Raj McCain stayed behind to work in a Tarl Igot themed Casino, while the others decided to go into the desert. There they were visited by the "Wizard of the Well", who offered them a job. They would have to travel to different dimensions and collect various items, then travel to the next world, until the wizard had all that he needed. He promised he would use his power to grant them any wish they wanted. The Dicks agreed, as they were now hunted, and they felt they would be safer traveling the planes of reality. That prize also sounded interesting to them. They each gained a magical tattoo on their hand. It was invisible to others and it enabled them to travel to the next world as long as they counted five willing persons and held hands, and as long as they had the item that they needed. It also gave them the ability to sense where the current item was located in that world. They then agreed, held hands as the wizard grinned and sent them to the first world, which was a version of the DC Universe! There they encountered Batman and almost killed him, until he called the Justice League. And this is where episode #1 starts... |
Super-Dicks Issue #1
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The Super-Dicks are prisoners of the Justice League and meet another prisoner Steve Parson who has the power to turn himself and other objects invisible. They try to escape and find the object that they need, many crazy shennanigans occur.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #2
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After battling Super-Heroes and Xenomorphs,the Super-Dicks end up on the spaceship called Lexx and continue their insanity there. Tom Kenobi joins the team.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #3
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Dan Vogelberg and Lance Sloan return, but the Errected Tower and Steve Parsons are lost in the astral waves and are replaced by a Wizard named Bloodfyre and Shield-Shot. They enter Vegas and cause a ruckus.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #4
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The group face the aftermath after the battle with Alpha Male, and travel to Fresno and continue to spread chaos and destruction.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #5
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The Dicks cause some trouble in a small town in Utah.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #6
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The Dicks fight with Captain Comet in a Fast Food restaurant.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Download or listen to the Episode here. |
Super-Dicks Issue #7
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Roger Goodwin aka "The Asterisk" and Dan Vogelberg fight the ant-mutant government forces in a fast food joint.
WARNING! Explicit Content! Watch the Issue by clicking the play button on the left. |
